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Spiderman 3
Posted by Temporal at 2007/05/19 01:42:49 PDT
movies

stu. pid.

Holy crud was this movie retarded.

I really liked the first two, but the most entertaining thing about Spiderman 3 was how utterly ridiculous it was. Every few minutes I found myself laughing out loud at another ridiculous plot hole or nonsensical character interaction.

WARNING: Spoiler for Spiderman 3! Highlight to reveal text.

So Harry attacks Mary Jane and says "If you want Peter to live you'll do exactly as I say.", and then she breaks up with Peter.

I don't get it. Is the implication that he forced her to do this? If so, why on Earth did she not signal this to Peter somehow? Why did she not contact him later to warn him about Harry? Why would she just go along with it?

The funny thing is, if they just took out the scene where Harry attacked her, it would have made much more sense. Then the implication would be that she really was in love with Harry. It's like they were trying to make it illogical!

Again, this is just one example. Retarded things like this were happening every three minutes throughout the movie.

Seriously, WTF?

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